Monique: It’s an alternative type of undies to the complete-realized woman, ‘cause guess what they claim: „you will be never too-big become sexy”

Al Bundy: [Al has just found that the automobile supplier got advantage of him] The brand new salesperson asserted that wise anybody book.

Al: [having long hair] Do you really believe I’d like so it? Do you believe We enjoy old guys when you look at the granny glasses inquiring myself if i such as the the brand new Grateful Lifeless record? That is the problem with that which you. It try and make it most readily useful in place of realizing the outdated try good. It eliminate the pinball servers, draw in the online game. I do not worry in the event the an excellent monkey helps it be to the top of a building, unless of course he had been rising there in order to defenestrate his spouse! I don’t need a hair salon, I’d like the latest barber rod, I would like your dog regarding area, I’d like my personal locks slashed of the one which loves girls however women. [pause]

Al: We hope, wherever they tucked Tony, it tucked him face down therefore the guy wouldn’t have to discover my guilt. ‘Cause Al Bundy. is going to get washed. and you will blown.

Al: Come on, dudes! And circulate timely! Up coming, nobody care and attention just how long it will take and you will spare zero expenses, however, we discover our selves a hairdresser!

Lucky: [immediately after Dollar will get reincarnated] Those people voices ring a bell. Let us see if I will desire such puppy canine sight.

Al: Young buck, I wish your could’ve been around while i try more youthful, however We probably won’t has let you go out with myself. As soon as we had one hand on lady, and another hands on controls, and another hands on stick. That is what We liked about the past, we. had a great deal more give!

Al: However, into the an effective top, no less than they are going to rating myself out of here just before We turn on an excellent diamond!

Al Bundy: The spot where the songs stinks as well as liquids the new beverages. Brand new nudie pub. Where in fact the girlies dance within underpants. The nudie club. For which you see their ass and their pitfall stays sealed. The brand new nudie pub.

Al Bundy: Well, young man, you might be men discover. In the event your mother requires you the place you was basically, you are doing exacltly what the meant to perform. You look their own right in the eye and share with their own have been was in fact stuck into the traffic.

Al: Where you can take a look at a thigh and you may blacken an eye fixed, from the Nudie Club. Where in actuality the alcohol will provide you with energy however the Bundys kick ass. at the Nudie Club.

Jefferson: I look-in the fresh documents, it is simply you to definitely by the point I get up all of the a great tasks are drawn.

Marcy: [to help you Bud] You happen to be happy to get 18 today of them all. However, you may be far luckier than just we were as the now with many and disfiguring diseases available, young people have the opportunity to become familiar with both, to essentially getting nearest and dearest.

Steve: [Al and Steve are watching this new „Movies Slut” tryouts towards cord access Television] Look at this package, Al! So that is what they appear such as for instance before you can wed them, eh?

Back when I turned into 18 there was 100 % free love, free sex

[Al throws a beneficial wadd of money on the ground, and you may Peggy, Kelly, and Bud crack away from Al, and you may sexy Oni hot girls grab within currency, yelling such an exact pack out-of savage pet]

Al Bundy, Spencer Davis, Richie Havens, Robby Krieger, Draw Lindsay, Peter Noone, John Sebastian: [singing] We’re the old. We’ve got arthritis. Our gums is actually poor of gingivitus.